I don't have a screen play, although the novel I'm writing will be a great movie. It's not posted anywhere yet; still in revision. I do however, have an award winning chili recipe. Does the chili need to be bbq'd? Or is a big ol' pot sufficient?
Granny, if I can talk about my "Armadillo Chili," you can speak of your brew.
Bring it on!
You can always put a little 'GPS error' in the directions if it's a secret :)