As in "Dear Melanie, your City Permit for [your Black Lab named Shooter] has expired and the last date of rabies vaccination was September 2003. ... Please see that your permit is purchased within ten days"
Bidding is up to $137.50.
I guess when he wasn't serially murdering, he was just the harmless local pet nazi.
I can't wait for the stories to come out about how he hendled animals.
/Wormwood, who had a $100.00 bid for the ticket.