Sergeant: Squad... Camp it up!
Soldiers: Oooooh get her! Whoops, I've got your number ducky, you couldn't afford me dear, two three. I'll scratch your eyes out! Don't come the Brigadier bitch with us dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Two, three, one, two, three, four, five, six. Whoops! Don't look now girls, the man has just minced in with that dolly colour Sergeant, two three. OOOOOOOOOOOH!
Well it's a good thing you let some of us who never saw Monty Python's Flying Circus know that's what that rant was all about.
I thought we had another FREEPER who got off their meds.