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Personally, I've had just about enough of this partisan bickering, and in the spirit of bipartisanship, fairness, and openmindedness, I think all members of the W/H press corps should be deeply investigated for homosexuality. Then, when, say, David Gregory or Helen Thomas turns out to actually be a sodomite, they should be outed in the most brutal manner, hounded from the press and have their families harrassed.

If the left can take part in vicious gay baiting, we should be able to uphold their standards as well.

Is Wolf Blitzer really named that, or is it an alias? What about David Gregory, that sounds fake to me.

Is Helen Thomas really a woman? That seems highly unlikely.

When the regulars continue to ask questions based around fake quotes ("The President said he'd catch Saddam Dead or Alive...", "When the President said 'Mission Accomplished'..."), we should take a deep, probing and painful look into their non-media activities for any evidence of bias. I'm sure our friends on the left would agree, since they're so sure there's no media bias.

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

I may be a Bacon Double Cheesburger Genius!!! I just came back from a Google search on Helen Thomas/ Biography/ Husband and you know what? Never married. 84 years old and never married? Sure, I know what you're all thinking, "Owl, her face would scare a gargoyle", but I'm still suspicious, VEY suspicious.

In fact, I've jumped head first beyond suspicion to actually "knowing" that she's a lesbo. Snap her credentials from her and let's get to hectoring the shrew's family... oh, that's right, she's a lesbo, she doesn't HAVE a family!

Owl_Eagle

"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"

-Hillary Clinton

(Yes, she really said that

Peggy Noonan

The Case Against Hillary Clinton, pg 55)

{{{In 1971, she got engaged to fellow newsman (and Associated Press competitor) Douglas Cornell. The two kept their engagement secret from almost everyone, until Cornell's retirement party, hosted by President and Mrs. Nixon. Pat Nixon's surprise announcement of their engagement brought gasps from her colleagues. "At last, I've scooped Helen Thomas," Pat quipped.

The two were married in October 1971. But within a few years, Cornell was diagnosed with Alzheimer's. His health declined rapidly until he died in 1982. Characteristically, Thomas met the loss head-on: "I think people don't really die, if you really loved them," she says. "I think they're always with you, and you have that sense of comfort."}}}

(From a publication of Biographies I found online, geared toward the aging population, entitled "Living Legend", but I remember it myself from real life)