You're just all over the place, aren't you? Baptist, Pentecostal, Orthodox. Take another look at the link I gave you to the Eastern Catholic Churches. I'll grant you that this can be most confusing. Most American catholics associate the word 'catholic' with Roman Catholic. There are 22+ different Catholic liturgies and surely, in Southern California, there is an Eastern Catholic Church near you.
How far are you from San Diego?
What should I do with you? I guess instructions will work. I happen to be watching "Patton" on AMC right now. I can instruct you to read maps, but can you actually read them?