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To: international american; Monkey Face
"...There ain't a muscle that don't say...."

Take aspirin before you go to bed.

Um, you do go to bed sometime, don't you?

159 posted on 02/25/2005 6:56:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The difference between Men and Women is this: -- Men do things -- Women get things done.)
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To: NicknamedBob; international american

My mother always told me that taking an aspirin before bedtime was the best birth control pill in the world.

It was only after I got married that she told me to place it on the inside of one knee and hold it tightly with the other...


160 posted on 02/25/2005 7:03:24 PM PST by Monkey Face ("Moonbats just don't make no sense!")
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