Bring religion back to American government (Zotted by irreligious mod).

Hmmmmmmm. ^ | 2-25-05 | Jared Simpson, eleven-star ayatollah.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The funny thing is that this guy thinks that this would appeal.

Iran just executed a rape victim for having sex. If I have to choose between a country where the "girls dress like sluts" and that....

[WestVirginiaRebel]

I ain't yo brother, fool. Wotta maroon.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Yep, I don't want to live where Sharia law is the rule of the day....There is a place for civil, secular law

[Monkey Face]

(How many times do I have ta tell ya? It's "'Face"!)

Having had to make the decision for my mother, I don't want my son to go through it.

(FReepmail me and tell me the latest...)

[Darksheare]

I was just goofin' off actually.

Thanks!
*chuckle*
I did like that about "Dear Admin Moderator, I sadly believe that you and your host of vigilant watchers are, alas, an urban myth............."

*chuckle*

[Darksheare]

LOL!

My twin was used for spare parts.
Fenders.. dash.. rims and suspension..

[international american]

Bet he could use a beer.

[Betis70]

I think it's originally Latin from the Requiem Mass (by Mozart). A way for Monty Python to make fun of Roman Catholics.

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem,
Blessed Lord Jesus, grant them rest,

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem,
Blessed Lord Jesus, grant them rest,

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem, sempiternam.
Blessed Lord Jesus, grant them eternal rest.

[squarebarb]

Late again

[Monkey Face]

My late ex- and I were offered $20,000 in 1972 for our 10 year-old daughter by one of the Arab princes...

Needless to say, we declined. I would not even GO to Saudi Arabia because of the repression of women as human beings. They are, in most Islamic countries, "chattel."

[Darksheare]

Probably!

[Darksheare]

It was a pretty good bit in the movie though.
But the best part was the killer rabbit.

[Monkey Face]

Bet so!

Got an extra beer for a FRiend?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

$20,000.00? Sheesh the most my dad was ever offered for me was six cows. :)

Chattle is to kind a word for it. It really is another world there, and not a very nice one from what I hear.

[international american]

" Maybe I should sign up to be a Mod...hmmmm"

I don't think it would work.

" I got zotted by the MF Mod"

[Betis70]

It was funny, I'll admit. I also like the "Holy Handgrenade of Antioch".

The best bit was the "Old woman" scene though.

[Darksheare]

"What is the average airspeed velocity of a fully laden swallow?"
"African or European?"
"Uh.. I don't know! Aaaaiiiiiieee!"

[Not A Snowbird]

You are summonsed to a pagan Zot!ing.

Pagan zot!ings are the best kind! Especially since I've been on vacation and haven't had the pleasure of ZOTTING anything for a week.

I've got the ice cream!

[Monkey Face]

Six cows???

WOW! The most I ever heard offered was 10 cows, by Johnny Lingo!

Good price! But if your dad had accepted, you wouldn't be here telling us about it!

Women are not allowed to go anywhere alone (without male escort) not allowed to have driver licenses or real estate, and not allowed to leave their faces uncovered while a guest. Men and women dine in separate rooms when a "family" is invited for a meal.

Unless a woman is the daughter of royalty, she has no protection. Even as royalty, if she dishonors her family, her fate is sealed: she will be beheaded publicly. Period.

[Monkey Face]

I got the chocolate/fudge sauce!