Proof of man's inability to learn:
1. Ice fishing on Lake Erie in late February (this happens often)
2. Building a home on a California hillside (for absolutely huge sums of money)
3. Building a home in a flood plain
4. Building a home on a volcano
5. Building a home on the ocean front (for absolutely huge sums of money)
6. Driving past "road closed ahead" signs (those signs must be for some other road some other place).
7. Driving drunk on New Year's Eve (every cop in the world is out working).
8. Buying Chicago Cubs World Series tickets.
9. Voting democrat.
And (drum roll plez) #10 - pissing on the third rail.
#11 Don't feed the alligators.