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Storms focus on Blue Regions...Karl Rove at work!?
http://www.wunderground.com/severe.asp ^
Posted on 02/24/2005 12:13:33 PM PST by Uncledave
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bluezone; karlrove; mastermind; storms
Snowstorms rock liberal mid-Atlantic counties. Rainstorms soak LA. Hurricanes slam Broward/Dade.
How does Karl Rove do it?!?!
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posted on
02/24/2005 12:13:33 PM PST
by
Uncledave
To: Uncledave
I told ya that Michigan is really a red state.
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posted on
02/24/2005 12:14:31 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
To: Uncledave
Rove is just testing his weather machine out again. He used it on November 2, 2004. He made it rain on Black people (only) in Ohio that were forced to stand in long lines before they could vote. That's how they stole the election. Ingenius.
To: Uncledave
Hurricanes slam Broward/Dade.
Sorry to disappoint you but Dade County was essentially untouched by all four Florida Hurricanes.
To: Strategerist
Sorry to disappoint you but Dade County was essentially untouched by all four Florida Hurricanes. Rove was just warming up. Big ones are coming next year.
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posted on
02/24/2005 12:18:02 PM PST
by
Uncledave
(I want blue fingers!!!)
To: Uncledave
How does Karl Rove do it?!?!
One word: Halliburton.
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posted on
02/24/2005 12:20:17 PM PST
by
MisterRepublican
("It’s my belief that (insert conspiracy), originated with Karl Rove and the White House.")
To: Uncledave
Do we all remember the map (I'm sure it must have been posted here) to show correspondence between counties that voted for Bush in 2000 were the counties hardest hit by the hurricanes this past year?
Spoof, but even funnier than this. Snow in the mid Atlantic in February is hardly unusual...the President's weekend storm 2 years ago was, but a couple of inches ain't no thang.
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posted on
02/24/2005 12:21:13 PM PST
by
dmz
To: Strategerist
True... Palm Beach County took the worst of it on the East coast... The redder parts of the state (I-4 corridor and the Panhandle) also got hit. Rove had better tweak his machine a bit...
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posted on
02/24/2005 12:23:37 PM PST
by
vrwinger
("I don't even know what cheating is..." - Barry Bonds)
To: MisterRepublican
How does Karl Rove do it?!?! Wait a minute...here's Rove now. Let's ask him
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posted on
02/24/2005 12:23:48 PM PST
by
Uncledave
(I want blue fingers!!!)
To: Uncledave
He's not very good if there are witer weather advisories in VA, WV, OH, and NM.:)
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posted on
02/24/2005 12:30:21 PM PST
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(It's a grave misfortune that the weak of mind aren't also the weak of tongue.)
To: Uncledave
Let's not forget Rove's "Quake-O-Matic". I'm tellin' ya, this dude is really something!
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posted on
02/24/2005 1:06:13 PM PST
by
Lekker 1
("Airplanes are interesting toys, but of no military value"-Ferdinand Foch, French War College, 1911)
To: Uncledave
I hear Rove has something cooking for France, Germany, and Russia once the president gets back, though. With my luck, something probably will happen and this post will probably be pointed at by some kook to "prove" there is a conspiracy.
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posted on
02/24/2005 1:10:08 PM PST
by
WinOne4TheGipper
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To: West Coast Conservative; Uncledave; MisterRepublican
Rove is just testing his weather machine out again. He used it on November 2, 2004. He made it rain on Black people (only) in Ohio LOL!
And the efficient and ever industrious Rove came up with the 'Matrix' dominatrix outfit" and "high black stiletto boots" for Condi on her trip to Germany last week. What a guy!
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posted on
02/27/2005 2:39:14 PM PST
by
beyond the sea
(Barbara Boxer is Barbra Streisand on peyote .....)
To: Uncledave
Must be Karl Rove, because if it were God, it would be fire and brimstone.
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