They tried to start some Critical Ma[rxist] bike takeovers a few years ago, riding slowly down Main street and holding up traffic, but people began trying to run them down, and there were a few collisions.
The daily paper interviewed these goons, crying and moaning about how mean the people in the cars were to them, and there was an onslaught of letters saying that the motorists would continue to behave that way, that we won't allow Critical Mass to take over our city as they have so many.
Ed
Sounds like the only sane bit of Oregon!