Let's see... they deride atomic energy (why? I have no real clue, we all know what they SAY)...
Burning things is out of the question (though I believe it makes up something like 70% of our energy)
Now hydro-electric energy is dangerous.
Next thing you know they'll tell us wind power decapitates endagered owls, and claims against solar power will include overheating the area around the solar cells.
The only thing we'll be left with is riding bikes to charge batteries! I think at that time, however, I will be instead strapping these libs to the wires, and not a battery.
Already claimed in a law suit filed in California against the Altamont Pass wind turbines -- too many birdies getting whacked by the turbine blades.