They're more like a bland, unseasoned chicken. Imagine a microwaveable chicken meal... you know the box they come in with the picture of chicken on it? Liberals are like a cross between eating the cardboard box and plain unseasoned chicken... but a little stringier.
Ugh.. now I've gone and dug myself a new hole... I'm going to duck while the complaints about putting folks off microwaveable chicken meals come in...