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To: bentfeather

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578 posted on 02/24/2005 8:32:20 AM PST by stand watie (being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
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Humorscope
Thursday, February 24, 2005


 

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You will snidely snicker at someone today. That's not going to make you many friends, you know. Instead, you should cheerfully chuckle.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Everyone you work with will start spending a lot of time balancing things on their nose. This could be bad. You may have a renegade seal trainer lurking in your midst!

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Today you will find a bumper sticker that truly defines your sentiments. It will say "Buy More Socks!."

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You will have a grilled cheese sandwich today, and a bowl of tomato soup. When nobody is looking you will secretly dunk your sandwich. You never tire of the wild life, do you?

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Today you will find a really big piece of lint in your pocket. That's it, though, for today's excitement.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Bide your time, and don't do anything rash or in anger. Remember: Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a light bearnaise sauce.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Good day to get yourself one of those aromatherapy candles that you see in gift stores. Try "Love" or "Inspiration" for example. (Avoid "Death" or "Decay.")

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

A person of Irish descent will attempt to sell you something you don't especially want, today. Strive to turn the conversation to Tilapia (a type of freshwater fish) -- you'll find it's his new hobby.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Noodle day, today! Have you tried some of those new "fresh" tomato-basil linguinies? Of course not. But today, you will!

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Remember: good people are good because they gain wisdom through failure. Happily, there's every reason to believe you'll become much better soon!

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Good day to learn to play the tuba.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Good time to get involved in the Fiber Arts. Why not see what you can do with Metamucil?


581 posted on 02/24/2005 8:34:11 AM PST by Lady Jag (Honor)
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