See Maurice Hinchey, what a tool...New York has crowned a brand new fool
Even the kids call him a loon...watch Maurice bark at the moon
He claims Rove set up Rathergate...this guy's a lowlife reprobate
Even the kids call him a loon...watch Maurice bark at the moon
Is it a spoof...he is aloof...Maurice provides zero proof
Inventing stories from thin air...Maurice keeps his head you know where
Even the kids call him a loon...watch Maurice bark at the moon, moon, moon
Watch Maurice bark at the moon, moon, moon
Watch Maurice bark at the moon
nicely done!