You can call me a lot of things but if you ever call me, "You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john,"
there will be hell to pay!!!
How did you come up with all those lines?
I "borrowed" the rant from a fellow FReeper (with permission of course) and customized it a little. I understand it has been through a few hands, each of whom has added a bit. IMHO, there must have been a Marine Drill Instructor or two in the chain of custody somewhere.
Feel free to appropriate any or all for your own use. I have it on my profile page, ready to go at need.
FReegards!
RB