Until 10 minutes ago, I didn't have any kind of engineering degree. I just got off the phone with Judith Albino (President of CU). I told her that depsite what my transcript says, I was really studying engineering and that I had just downloaded my thesis that should have been included with my other degree. Instead of civil engineering, she bargained me down to a social engineering degree instead, but was also able to change my U of I (Champaign) MBA degree to a Master's degree in S.E. from Sagamom State.
I think that with my 11 years as a little Eichman and my new degrees in social engineering, I will have the freedom to finally open that chinchilla ranch I have always wanted to. Hopefully Ward can help me with the chinchilla drives, I hear they are pesky critters.