That is just the kind of ignorant self serving propaganda I'd expect from the xenophobic anti-capitalist right fringe. My bowel movements regularly achieve lengths of 18 inches and weigh on average 1.5 to 2 pounds on any given day. I eat extreme quantities of meat and fibrous vegetables. In June of 2002 I overflowed 2 toilets at work with minimal wiping paper and an unobstructed basin.
I know you fringers don't understand English well so I assume you mean to say "My dog's poo is bigger than your...dog's poo." But this again is lies on the highest order. My dog is a Chow/German Shepard mix. I have seen my dog poo a tower of over 10 inches in hight with minimal effort. I dare you to compare his bowel movements with dogs of lesser moral character.
The fact is, my dog's poo is American in every way. It is bigger, smellier, and prouder than any poo by competing countries. You don't have to accept my dog as the best canine poo producer in America, but you do yourself a disservice by underrating the quantity and quality of American dog poo. May God have mercy on your anti-American soul!
LOL. Good post. You finally got where I was going with this. Have a good weekend.