[beyond the sea]

Dick

Here's hoping you will change your mind and run for the presidency. I will work for you, unless you want me to do a "Sandy Burglar" action for you like Clinton asked Sandy Pantload to do. My pants are too tight!

Keep in touch!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I appreciate your support. But I am planning on retiring from public life and controlling the world with Karl and a few others, I'll leave unnamed for now, from smoky back rooms. We are recruiting new members for our team already. Would you be interested in helping dismantle and ban the UN? Send your resume to.

Dick Cheney
VP US
Evil Genius
PO Box 123
Washington, DC 00000-0000

PS: Condi in 2008