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Florida Prosecutor Accused In Streaking Incident
WFTV ^ | 2/21/05

Posted on 02/22/2005 9:40:09 AM PST by KidGlock

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1 posted on 02/22/2005 9:40:11 AM PST by KidGlock
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To: KidGlock

He was on the way to court and forgot his briefs.


2 posted on 02/22/2005 9:41:13 AM PST by usgator
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To: KidGlock

Frank the Tank strikes again....lol


3 posted on 02/22/2005 9:41:19 AM PST by hobbes1 (Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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To: KidGlock
"Hold my clothes" alert?

-Eric

4 posted on 02/22/2005 9:41:45 AM PST by E Rocc (You can tell a lot about a politician by whom he or she hopes will show up to vote.)
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To: hobbes1

hmmmm. would that be no drinkin'while streakin' or no streakin' while drinkin'?


5 posted on 02/22/2005 9:43:03 AM PST by tiredoflaundry (My quaker parrot can talk, can Your honor student fly?)
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To: KidGlock

He climbed into the car to discuss penal laws.....


6 posted on 02/22/2005 9:43:14 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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I suspect he will get off with a 'hung' jury.


7 posted on 02/22/2005 9:44:43 AM PST by mlbford2 ("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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Note to self: Check the front seat driver before jumping in...


8 posted on 02/22/2005 9:46:01 AM PST by D-fendr
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To: KidGlock

He's quite lucky she didn't shoot him. A naked man jumping into the car of a woman sitting by herself is fair game, IMHO.


9 posted on 02/22/2005 9:46:09 AM PST by Restorer
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Must have been a fan of "Old School".


10 posted on 02/22/2005 9:46:32 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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Reminds me of a story about my son. He's a natural blond. When he was 20, he was in a Colorado resort town on a college sponsered geology field trip. He and his fellow students were hanging out in a cabin, with a few beers at the ready when the sheriff burst in the door, looked around the room, pointed at Charlie and said, YOU, COME HERE. Charlie went over and was accused of streaking a senior citizen's center square dance party. Evidently, the streaker was blond and someone had mentioned that there was a blond kid with the geology group. LOL, he fortunately had about 14 people giving him an alibi.


11 posted on 02/22/2005 9:47:09 AM PST by Mercat (Andy walks with me Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own.)
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Had the clowns name to the "sex pervert list"...


12 posted on 02/22/2005 9:47:46 AM PST by cynicom (<p)
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A million stories in the "Naked City." This - was one more.


13 posted on 02/22/2005 9:49:04 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: KidGlock
The Streak: (Click Here)
14 posted on 02/22/2005 9:49:18 AM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: KidGlock

As with John Wayne Bobbitt, no hard evidence that will stand up in court. Case dismissed. (But first, bailiff, whack his pee pee.)


15 posted on 02/22/2005 9:49:19 AM PST by OkieDoke
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"his office is conducting an internal review of the incident."

What else is there to say about this episode?


16 posted on 02/22/2005 9:50:12 AM PST by ConservativeDude
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To: KidGlock

Idiots and alcohol don't mix.


17 posted on 02/22/2005 9:51:46 AM PST by mlc9852
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TAKE IT FROM A SOUTH FLORIDIAN...IF YOU'RE NAKED AND RUNNING AROUND IN KEY WEST.....Y O U ' R E G A Y ! ! !


18 posted on 02/22/2005 9:54:18 AM PST by bicyclerepair (Help I'm surrounded by RATS (S. FL))
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To: KidGlock

Ha

Posted early this morning

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1348468/posts


19 posted on 02/22/2005 9:58:41 AM PST by jsh3180
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To: Restorer
"A naked man jumping into the car of a woman sitting by herself is fair game, IMHO."


20 posted on 02/22/2005 10:00:34 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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