Hitlery and Mcpain could enter a pig race at the fair and get better press then our president.
Don't matter if Bush walked on water and fed the world with two fish, the press would still be up his ass.
Commercial break. Rush said when they come back he will take questions.
"I can't believe Bush spent 2 fishes on that miracle at taxpayer's expense. Where's the fiscal responsibility?"
"Bush arrogantly and unilaterally took the decision to walk on water."
What the hell is wrong with McCain?
Headlines would scream "BUSH CAN'T SWIM!!"