I'm sure that it would never be written-or aired-in today's hypersensitive, creatively stultifying, politically correct environment.
And Sandra Dee was so cute. That blonde hair and brown eyes. She did an interview about five years ago. If I remember correctly, she and her son by Bobby had a feud for a few years, and then they made up. Anyone who eats only lettuce for ten years has something wrong with them.
"What's for dinner tonight, honey?"
"Lettuce."