I wasn't about to aid them financially on the movie, so I waited till it was on the tube, but when I saw it on the dish the weekend I had to turn it off after only 30 minutes. Either that or shoot the TV. Australian Southern accent? I don't think so.
A professor at The University of Arkansas was giving a lecture of the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out
of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen
a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really
glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand. "Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further "Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture,
no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to
come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to
make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said
"Goats."