Don't look at me, I've had them over at least half a dozen times. They'd be nice guests if they just didn't pore Picante Saurce from a bucket all over their food. Dessert, salad, you name it, they slop hot sauce over everything and it's hell on the tablecloth, napkins and carpet.
Well, that’s why I use paper tablecloths and napkins. I also spread newspapers between the chairs and the rug. Thank you for the heads up.