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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male........ The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male........ Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male........ Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male........ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........ Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n
Female...... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male........ A source of entertainment, and used as self-expression in male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male........ Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male........ A device for scanning through all 375 channels every five minutes.

13 posted on 02/19/2005 11:24:25 AM PST by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (www.BrilliantYachts.com)
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
Male........ A device for scanning through all 375 channels every five minutes.

Slacker...

14 posted on 02/19/2005 11:26:21 AM PST by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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