[RonDog]

The FACE will be more difficult, from www.flashpoints.net and www.hollywoodtoys.com:

I just need to trim the mustache...

...and add a baseball hat, a scraggly beard, and some wire-rim glasses. :o)

[RonDog]

My SIGN will be the easy part, from www.amazon.com:

DUDE,
WHERE'S MY
OSCAR?