The shrillness of her voice will hit your eardrum causing dizziness and some hearing loss. You have been warned.
That explains why my left ear hurts....and if I turn up the sound...I could suffer convulsions...and possible VIOXX complications...maybe even the plague.... What's a poor citizen to do...?
I know, I'll call Susan Collins or Olympia Snow or Barney (I love a good weiner) Frank...they'll know whom to blame!