Alan Keyes is an idiot.
Do mean this Alan Keyes?:
Ph.D., Harvard University, Government Studies and Constitutional Scholar. U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Economic and Social Council (1983-1985). Assistant Secretary of State for International Organizations (1985-88). Interim President of Alabama A&M University (1991). Speaks French. Studied Spanish, Russian, and ancient Greek.
Your brand of quasi-intellectual reflux reminds me of virtually all liberal balsa-head's oft-times snarling assertions that GW is an addle brained dolt. Really!? This GW Bush... MBA, jet aircraft Commander, owned a business, elected Governor of Texas, twice-elected POTUS...
Care to post your CV, fryboy?