[MJY1288]

Is Castro throwing him a party?

Saddam will wish him well from his 8 X 10 Jail Cell in Iraq

Robert Mugabe will offer a toast to Dan

Kim Jong Il will be ronery without him

Osama bin Laden will grant Dan an interview

and John Kerry will send him a check, even though it didn't work

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

and John Kerry will send him a check

And for some good irony, it will bounce.