[dware]

"Chewing gum is the practice of lower forms of life. It expresses inner tension and lack of control. People with self-respect do not chew gum except on special occasions because of special circumstances," he said.

WTF?

[TheOtherOne]

from the story...not my belief

[hlmencken3]

It's called 'mocking religious Jews disguised as a news story by secular media'.