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To: ApesForEvolution

Hey- if they want to believe that their family-ancestors are apes, chimps and gorillas, that's their right. I'll gladly buy them a banana. LOL


24 posted on 02/17/2005 6:23:20 PM PST by richmwill
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To: richmwill

Hey, I grew up a confused Evotard, so I empathize with them...

;)


26 posted on 02/17/2005 6:24:34 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (I just took a Muhammad and wiped my Jihadist with Mein Koran...come and get me nutbags.)
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To: richmwill
Hey- if they want to believe that their family-ancestors are apes, chimps and gorillas

What about orangutans? You have to admit theyre kinda cute.

27 posted on 02/17/2005 6:24:39 PM PST by RightWingNilla
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To: richmwill; ApesForEvolution
"I'll gladly buy them a banana. LOL"

======================

Lady on train sitting with her beautiful new baby.

Man across the aisle stares - and stares - and stares . .
Lady to man: "I know I have a beautiful baby mister - but you're making me a little nervous by your endless staring . ."

Man to lady: "Beautiful baby!?"
Lady - THAT has got to be the ugliest excuse for a human being I have ever seen in my entire life!"

Lady is crushed - grabs up her precious beautiful baby and runs through the train the the next passenger car sobbing loudly and sits back down . .

The new conductor approaches the lady sobbing and attempts to comfort her . .

Lady - dear, dear lady. I don't know what has you so torn apart, but if you will just settle down a bit while I got get you a cup of tea and oh - I'll bring back a bananna for the cute littel monkey you've got there . .

37 posted on 02/17/2005 6:33:09 PM PST by Happy2BMe (Long ago and far, far away there once was a shining land they called "America" . . .)
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To: richmwill
Hey- if they want to believe that their family-ancestors are apes, chimps and gorillas, that's their right. I'll gladly buy them a banana. LOL

I believe that my family ancestors were English. Buy me a cuppa, will you guv'nr?

104 posted on 02/17/2005 7:57:19 PM PST by jennyp (WHAT I'M READING NOW: Debugging Windows Programs by McKay & Woodring)
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To: richmwill
Hey- if they want to believe that their family-ancestors are apes, chimps and gorillas, that's their right.

Hey, if you want to completely misrepresent the theory of evolution because you're too ignorant to attack it for what it is, that's your right.
119 posted on 02/17/2005 8:40:17 PM PST by Dimensio
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