Hey- if they want to believe that their family-ancestors are apes, chimps and gorillas, that's their right. I'll gladly buy them a banana. LOL
Hey, I grew up a confused Evotard, so I empathize with them...
;)
What about orangutans? You have to admit theyre kinda cute.
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Lady on train sitting with her beautiful new baby.
Man across the aisle stares - and stares - and stares . .
Lady to man: "I know I have a beautiful baby mister - but you're making me a little nervous by your endless staring . ."
Man to lady: "Beautiful baby!?"
Lady - THAT has got to be the ugliest excuse for a human being I have ever seen in my entire life!"
Lady is crushed - grabs up her precious beautiful baby and runs through the train the the next passenger car sobbing loudly and sits back down . .
The new conductor approaches the lady sobbing and attempts to comfort her . .
Lady - dear, dear lady. I don't know what has you so torn apart, but if you will just settle down a bit while I got get you a cup of tea and oh - I'll bring back a bananna for the cute littel monkey you've got there . .
I believe that my family ancestors were English. Buy me a cuppa, will you guv'nr?