The FBI is investigating THIS?? At least Boy Scouts only count living organisms, unlike some political parties I know!
Let's see ... dead men voting in a Presidential Election, or Boy Scout Leaders padding membership rolls with goldfish? Which does the FBI go after? (OK, Freepers, answer this question and see if your get the RIGHT answer below!!
And the correct answer is ...
We go after the Boy Scouts Goldfish Scandal ... UNLESS ... the dead voters vote Republican!