Condoms, GLBT Agenda, abortion counseling, the really important stuff! At the school I work at every where I go I see baskets full of muticolored condoms. Oh, yeah, and hugh salaries for those wonderful teachers.
I bet if you took a few of those condoms and made water balloons, finger puppets, or some quasi-art crap you'd get fired for being insensitive to the needs of sexual active kids or having a weapon ( balloon ).