[FormerACLUmember]

Utah is also refusing to let me marry my pet sheep, "Cuddles." And my NAMBLA neighbor Barney is being denied the right to marry that 8 year-old boy he bought in Venezuela. Furthermore, my Muslim pal Osama is being refused marrige licenses for wives 2 to 4.

Oh, when will the oppression end?"

[Lindykim]

Well if people with little to no impulse control can redefine and redescribe reality so they can be known as 'people of orientation', then it seems logical that you can do the same with your pet sheep.
Why not, every other wacko is doing it.