>>>Did freepers miss this golden nugget.<<<
Ummm... No:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?s=carter+submarine&ok=Search&q=quick&m=all&o=time&SX=42138a87bb7021387fb93be9e70f97aa585072c2
To you and those who straightened me out: thanks. I searched under Jimmy Carter for a thread, but the earlier posters were smarter and posted under keyword humor.
Either way, this farce deserves to be freeped, but good.