Well, Mr. Sharon, you know what to do about this. . .
I do believe that those diplomatic mavens, Vince Vance and the Valiants, had the solution around 1980 in their song "Bomb Iran" (sung to the tune of the Beach Boys "Barbara Ann" - Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran...). I wish that I could post the lyrics or, better yet, a link to an MPEG of the record, but not today.