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1 posted on 02/15/2005 10:49:31 PM PST by MaxMax
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To: MaxMax

No pictures please.


2 posted on 02/15/2005 10:50:01 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: MaxMax

Some people are too gullible


5 posted on 02/15/2005 10:59:39 PM PST by GeronL (The Old Media is at war with the New Media...... We are all Matt Drudges now.)
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To: MaxMax

Somebody better start the class action suit before tort reform gets passed.


6 posted on 02/15/2005 11:01:10 PM PST by bahblahbah
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To: MaxMax

Anyone that believes those kinds of ads deserves to get "taken".


7 posted on 02/15/2005 11:01:16 PM PST by DJ MacWoW ("Are you cops? FBI" bad guy, "I'm currently unemployed" Tony Almeida of 24)
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The Postmaster should levy stiff fines for male fraud


8 posted on 02/15/2005 11:01:33 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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"very, very convincing" advertising, such as infomercials featuring ... porn stars

And it didn't work? Porn stars are very, very convincing.

9 posted on 02/15/2005 11:03:26 PM PST by SittinYonder (Tancredo and I wanna know what you believe)
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Guess it will be difficult to see what is in plaintiffs' trial briefs.


11 posted on 02/15/2005 11:25:21 PM PST by peyton randolph (CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
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You have to be very stupid to believe these claims to begin with.... Send your money to "Feed the children" or some other outfit, start thinking about others and not yourself.... idiots.


12 posted on 02/15/2005 11:30:53 PM PST by fwddeployed
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I ask you, is this the face of a liar?

13 posted on 02/15/2005 11:33:34 PM PST by Billthedrill
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Coluzzi's attorney, Stephen DeNittis, said many men had been taken in by dubious claims that the product would add up to 3 inches (7.5 cm) to their penises by "very, very convincing" advertising, such as infomercials featuring doctors and porn stars

Advertised by real life doctors and porn stars?...I'm sold.

14 posted on 02/15/2005 11:34:30 PM PST by Nexus6
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ping~

heheee~

16 posted on 02/15/2005 11:42:24 PM PST by lutz
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HONEST! IT'S NOT MY BAG, BABY!!


20 posted on 02/16/2005 12:10:19 AM PST by shibumi ("Out Here We Is Stoned - Immaculate".....J.M.)
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"Males, for whatever reason, may be susceptible because of what they feel they lack," DeNittis said. "It was so believable I confirmed with an expert (that the claims were false) before I filed the lawsuit. They said they had done medical studies proving that it works."

I notice that he didn't say that he tried the stuff himself. He probably is afraid that it might work, and couldn't say that it didn't while squeezing cash out of the companies.

Reject class action suits! DON'T FEED THE LAWYERS!

21 posted on 02/16/2005 1:00:44 AM PST by L.N. Smithee (NHL Owners and Players: Take the advice of Benjamin Franklin - "Unite, or die.")
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such as infomercials featuring ... porn stars

The customers were not told that the effect would not last long...

22 posted on 02/16/2005 1:31:06 AM PST by eclectic (Liberalism is a mental disorder)
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Maybe the guy isn't so stupid. Perhaps he knew that they wouldn't work, and planned the lawsuit from the start. It's quite possible his motive was to enlarge his back pocket rather than his penis.


23 posted on 02/16/2005 1:45:54 AM PST by Fresh Wind (If 4600 voters in NH had switched to Bush, Ohio wouldn't have mattered.)
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This could be a lengthy trial with extended polling of the jury. The number of plaintiffs will probably continue to grow. The spectators will swell the courtroom, and tensions will rise until the final climactic moment when journalists will burst forth to scream out the news of the verdict.


26 posted on 02/16/2005 2:06:03 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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This may well result in a hung jury - just not very well hung.


28 posted on 02/16/2005 2:15:55 AM PST by SamAdams76 (Earth is just a prison for intergalactic riff-raff)
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To: MaxMax

Title should be....Dick head says penis pills don't work.....


29 posted on 02/16/2005 2:18:10 AM PST by Route101
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That's not what his wife told me last night!
36 posted on 02/16/2005 3:44:31 AM PST by Reform4Bush
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However, I do have a patient that his penis is the same length but his nose has grown 7 cm in the last couple of weeks.

I have advised Pinocchio to give up smoking or he may burn his sneezer.
39 posted on 02/16/2005 6:25:30 AM PST by OKIEDOC (LL THE)
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