The next target of the Health Nazis will be the soft drink industry. The lib-attorneys (specifically John Banzhaf) will pay medical "experts" to say that "caffeine is added to soft drinks solely to get consumers addicted", aspartame is an addictive drug", and "Splenda is an addictive drug". Soon the minimum age requirements that apply to alcoholic beverages will apply to all soft drinks (must be 21 or older to buy, sell, possess, and consume soft drinks; "No ID, No Pepsi"; possession of soft drinks on school property will be a federal offense and get student automatically expelled; driving under the influence of caffeine will be illegal; testing positive for caffeine in a company drug test will get employees fired and get applicant disqualified from consideration of employment"). Before you know it, it will be illegal to sell ANYTHING to anyone under 21 and require valid ID for all purchases..."No ID, No Purchase" sounds like the Mark of the Beast, doesn' it.
And when all of this happens, I will be lounging/lazing on a beach on an uncharted deserted island, with a strawberry daiquiri in my hand, a cigar in my mouth, and a bible in my lap, saying "Rush Was Right".
Mind if I join you?