[I'm ALL Right!]

I don't fry everything. In fact, I rarely fry anything. I did grow up on Beans and Ham, Fried Potatoes, and Cornbread, though. Fried Pork chops, Fried Chicken, Mashed potatoes and butter, Biscuits and GRAVY...I'm gaining weight just thinking about that food. Yum.

Amazingly, despite my geographical location, I'm intelligent enough to glean from the last 20 years of news stories that frying is bad bad bad. I am now a vegetarian.

OH NO! The news media wont be able to say all Southerners are fat and ignorant now!

[nuke rocketeer]

A vegetarian?....That ain't food! That's what FOOD eats!