[elephantlips]

Further statistics: of the group that goes on to actually finish college, 80 percent can tell you about the rain forests and the officially proper way to embrace a tree. They cannot write a single sentence without a great deal of help and they believe that all speech starts with, "Yo." The good side is that they make the older generation look like geniuses!

[Law is not justice but process]

"and they believe that all speech starts with, "Yo." "

And the only verb is "like." As in "I was like, now way!" which translates roughly to "I said 'no way,'" or "I thought 'no way.'" It's like irritating, dude!