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Lawsuits Spread in Over Penis Enlargement Claims
reuters ^ | 2-14-05

Posted on 02/14/2005 8:32:19 PM PST by Dan from Michigan

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In other news, more lawsuits were filed recently. Plaintiffs were told they were part owners of the Brooklyn Bridge, oceanfront property in Arizona, and swampland in Florida....
1 posted on 02/14/2005 8:32:20 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: Dan from Michigan

I'm glad these lawsuits nipped that one in the bud... I was just startin to think those little pills for my little problem... hehe heee!!!


2 posted on 02/14/2005 8:34:10 PM PST by Chuzzlewit
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To: Dan from Michigan; martin_fierro; TheBigB

Are you trying to say that Smiling Bob has turned that smile upside-down?

3 posted on 02/14/2005 8:34:35 PM PST by Constitution Day (Mediocrity is the prey. Herb Sendek is the hunter.)
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To: Dan from Michigan

I'm sure the penis enlargement industry operates under the assumption no one will sue because they don't want their name on public record, but it was bound to happen sooner or later...


4 posted on 02/14/2005 8:35:47 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Dan from Michigan
Small claims court?

-Eric

5 posted on 02/14/2005 8:37:35 PM PST by E Rocc (Leftists look at liberty the way Christians look at sin.)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

That's not my bag, baby!


6 posted on 02/14/2005 8:37:37 PM PST by jude24 ("To go against conscience is neither right nor safe." - Martin Luther)
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To: Dan from Michigan
I'm Catholic, I don't practice girth control... especially on Valentine's Day.
7 posted on 02/14/2005 8:38:27 PM PST by ChicagoRighty (Surrounded by libbies and damn tired of it!)
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To: Dan from Michigan
and swampland in Florida...testimonials provided by Bubba Klinton and Bwarney Fwank, too.
8 posted on 02/14/2005 8:38:54 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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To: Dan from Michigan

This is a growing problem. Inflated claims of products with dubious potency are a rising source of consumer fraud. Legal barriers must be erected to prevent unsuspecting people from getting the shaft.


9 posted on 02/14/2005 8:39:15 PM PST by Rebel_Ace (Tags?!? Tags?!? We don' neeeed no stinkin' Tags!)
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To: Dan from Michigan

You've heard the one where the girl wants 12" and wants it to hurt?


10 posted on 02/14/2005 8:39:17 PM PST by Nov3 ("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
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To: Constitution Day

Bob's smiling because so many, ahem, "male-member challenged" men sent in $59.95 for a 50 cent bag of vitamin and herb pills....

NeverGore :^)


11 posted on 02/14/2005 8:39:23 PM PST by nevergore (“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
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To: Dan from Michigan
Finally !

I was wondering when the people buying and using this stuff would wake up and realize it was a scam.

12 posted on 02/14/2005 8:39:55 PM PST by Dustbunny (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
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To: Dan from Michigan

I wonder what exhibit "A" for the plaintiff is going to be.


13 posted on 02/14/2005 8:40:39 PM PST by skip_intro
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To: Dan from Michigan

No pictures, please.


14 posted on 02/14/2005 8:40:44 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK
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To: Dan from Michigan

They'd better get no more than a refund of what they spent. Otherwise, it's just rewarding stupidity.


15 posted on 02/14/2005 8:40:46 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)
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To: Dan from Michigan

These consumers got the shaft they didn't want.


16 posted on 02/14/2005 8:41:27 PM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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But last year, the Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission saying the maker of Enzyte had not backed up its claims with science.
Their claim was dismissed for lack of errr....evidence.

-Eric

17 posted on 02/14/2005 8:41:51 PM PST by E Rocc (Leftists look at liberty the way Christians look at sin.)
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To: E Rocc

Droll.


18 posted on 02/14/2005 8:42:26 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: skip_intro; Constitution Day; Dan from Michigan

The evidence will never stand up in court. :^)


19 posted on 02/14/2005 8:42:29 PM PST by TheBigB ("Official Keeper of the FR Eye Candy" ~Title bestowed by SirLurkedalot)
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To: jude24

Droll as well!


20 posted on 02/14/2005 8:42:46 PM PST by eddie willers
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