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Lawsuits Spread in Over Penis Enlargement Claims
reuters ^ | 2-14-05

Posted on 02/14/2005 8:32:19 PM PST by Dan from Michigan

Lawsuits Spread in Over Penis Enlargement Claims

Mon Feb 14, 6:17 PM ET Health - Reuters

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A New Jersey man has filed a false advertising lawsuit against a maker of herbal penis enlargement pills, alleging the medicine does not fulfill its promises, the plaintiff's lawyer said on Monday.

Two similar cases, filed last year in Colorado and Ohio, accuse manufacturers of herbal dietary supplements, VigRx and Enzyte, of falsely claiming to be able to add substantial length and girth to a man's penis.

All three suits seek class action status and claim to represent more than 1 million total plaintiffs.

In the latest case, filed on Jan. 21 in New Jersey state court, plaintiff Michael Coluzzi claimed he paid $59.95 for a 30-day supply of Alzare pills but "experienced no increase in penis size," and then was unable to collect a promised refund from manufacturer Alzare LLC of Boca Raton, Florida.

Neither Alzare nor chief operating officer Scott Hammond, both named as defendants, could be reached for comment.

Coluzzi's attorney, Stephen DeNittis, said many men had been taken in by dubious claims that the product would add up to 3 inches (7.5 cm) to their penises by "very, very convincing" advertising, such as infomercials featuring doctors and porn stars.

"Males, for whatever reason, may be susceptible because of what they feel they lack," DeNittis said. "It was so believable I confirmed with an expert (that the claims were false) before I filed the lawsuit. They said they had done medical studies proving that it works."

The ads for Alzare tablets, comprised of ginseng, yohimbe bark, L-arginine and other ingredients, guaranteed results within a week and claimed a 95 percent success rate in the more than 100,000 men who have used it, the suit said.

But last year, the Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission saying the maker of Enzyte had not backed up its claims with science.

Although thousands of complaints have been registered with local government agencies and the Better Business Bureau, few lawsuits have been filed because the companies appear to be "judgment proof," DeNittis said.

"They don't have enough assets for plaintiffs to recover, and some of the defendants are fly-by-night -- they close up shop after they get sued," he said.

All three lawsuits claim that plaintiffs were unable to contact the companies for guaranteed refunds after spending hundreds of dollars for the penis enhancers.


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In other news, more lawsuits were filed recently. Plaintiffs were told they were part owners of the Brooklyn Bridge, oceanfront property in Arizona, and swampland in Florida....
1 posted on 02/14/2005 8:32:20 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
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To: Dan from Michigan

I'm glad these lawsuits nipped that one in the bud... I was just startin to think those little pills for my little problem... hehe heee!!!


2 posted on 02/14/2005 8:34:10 PM PST by Chuzzlewit
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To: Dan from Michigan; martin_fierro; TheBigB

Are you trying to say that Smiling Bob has turned that smile upside-down?

3 posted on 02/14/2005 8:34:35 PM PST by Constitution Day (Mediocrity is the prey. Herb Sendek is the hunter.)
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To: Dan from Michigan

I'm sure the penis enlargement industry operates under the assumption no one will sue because they don't want their name on public record, but it was bound to happen sooner or later...


4 posted on 02/14/2005 8:35:47 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Dan from Michigan
Small claims court?

-Eric

5 posted on 02/14/2005 8:37:35 PM PST by E Rocc (Leftists look at liberty the way Christians look at sin.)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

That's not my bag, baby!


6 posted on 02/14/2005 8:37:37 PM PST by jude24 ("To go against conscience is neither right nor safe." - Martin Luther)
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To: Dan from Michigan
I'm Catholic, I don't practice girth control... especially on Valentine's Day.
7 posted on 02/14/2005 8:38:27 PM PST by ChicagoRighty (Surrounded by libbies and damn tired of it!)
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To: Dan from Michigan
and swampland in Florida...testimonials provided by Bubba Klinton and Bwarney Fwank, too.
8 posted on 02/14/2005 8:38:54 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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To: Dan from Michigan

This is a growing problem. Inflated claims of products with dubious potency are a rising source of consumer fraud. Legal barriers must be erected to prevent unsuspecting people from getting the shaft.


9 posted on 02/14/2005 8:39:15 PM PST by Rebel_Ace (Tags?!? Tags?!? We don' neeeed no stinkin' Tags!)
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To: Dan from Michigan

You've heard the one where the girl wants 12" and wants it to hurt?


10 posted on 02/14/2005 8:39:17 PM PST by Nov3 ("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
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To: Constitution Day

Bob's smiling because so many, ahem, "male-member challenged" men sent in $59.95 for a 50 cent bag of vitamin and herb pills....

NeverGore :^)


11 posted on 02/14/2005 8:39:23 PM PST by nevergore (“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
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To: Dan from Michigan
Finally !

I was wondering when the people buying and using this stuff would wake up and realize it was a scam.

12 posted on 02/14/2005 8:39:55 PM PST by Dustbunny (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
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To: Dan from Michigan

I wonder what exhibit "A" for the plaintiff is going to be.


13 posted on 02/14/2005 8:40:39 PM PST by skip_intro
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To: Dan from Michigan

No pictures, please.


14 posted on 02/14/2005 8:40:44 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK
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To: Dan from Michigan

They'd better get no more than a refund of what they spent. Otherwise, it's just rewarding stupidity.


15 posted on 02/14/2005 8:40:46 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)
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To: Dan from Michigan

These consumers got the shaft they didn't want.


16 posted on 02/14/2005 8:41:27 PM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: Dan from Michigan
But last year, the Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission saying the maker of Enzyte had not backed up its claims with science.
Their claim was dismissed for lack of errr....evidence.

-Eric

17 posted on 02/14/2005 8:41:51 PM PST by E Rocc (Leftists look at liberty the way Christians look at sin.)
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To: E Rocc

Droll.


18 posted on 02/14/2005 8:42:26 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: skip_intro; Constitution Day; Dan from Michigan

The evidence will never stand up in court. :^)


19 posted on 02/14/2005 8:42:29 PM PST by TheBigB ("Official Keeper of the FR Eye Candy" ~Title bestowed by SirLurkedalot)
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To: jude24

Droll as well!


20 posted on 02/14/2005 8:42:46 PM PST by eddie willers
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