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To: dukeman

I'm trying to picture Howard Dean going door-to-door to talk to Christians. I picture it like this:

"Hi, I'm Howard Dean, of the Dimocratic Party, the Party of gay marriage, abortion, and sodomy.
What can I do to win you over?"

(Householder)"Martha, phone 911! It's Satan!"


22 posted on 02/14/2005 11:07:45 AM PST by Redbob
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To: Redbob

ROFL!


28 posted on 02/14/2005 11:09:31 AM PST by Convert from ECUSA (tired of all the shucking and jiving)
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To: Redbob

I think a good public DEMONstration would be to throw Holy Water (acid) on Dean, and when he burns, well, let the evangelicals make of that what they may. Muhahaha.

I'm going to Hell for that one...

(PS - Didja get the pun!?!)


50 posted on 02/14/2005 11:25:46 AM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on.....)
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