I'm trying to picture Howard Dean going door-to-door to talk to Christians. I picture it like this:
"Hi, I'm Howard Dean, of the Dimocratic Party, the Party of gay marriage, abortion, and sodomy.
What can I do to win you over?"
(Householder)"Martha, phone 911! It's Satan!"
ROFL!
I think a good public DEMONstration would be to throw Holy Water (acid) on Dean, and when he burns, well, let the evangelicals make of that what they may. Muhahaha.
I'm going to Hell for that one...
(PS - Didja get the pun!?!)