Thanks for the transcript.
You're quite welcome :-) I hope, however, that you might still take a moment to look at the video clips as well, because the facial expressions, mannerisms and tonal inflections of the broadcasts add immeasurably to the experience. They tend to drive home the fact that this sort of drivel is absolutely central to their entire culture and being.
And don't overlook the other three clips and transcripts....there's a basket of gems from MEMRI today
:-)