[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Clinton, who was not present to accept his award...

Of course not. He was probably too busy doing one or more of the following:

• lobbying for a U.N. job
• snorting coke
• chasing little girls

[Always Right]

chasing little girls

Let's be fair. Clinton has never been linked to underage girls. Clinton only raped and sexually harrassed big girls.