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To: Protect the Bill of Rights
The girl on the phone called him a redneck (based on a flannel shirt What an idiot she is!) also said she knew for a fact there was more than one shooter.

She's an idiot all right! Everyone knows that wearing a flannel shirt doesn't make one a redneck! It can make a woman a lesbian, or for either a male or female, a grunge slacker! Sheesh!

If she got the number of shooters wrong, wonder if she knows a true redneck when she sees one?

To really tell, she would have to ask certain questions! Like, "Have you ever had a nipple bitten off by a beaver?"

The new Blue Collar tour premiers tonight. Required viewing. Test to follow.

All the guys are great, but I just love listening to Ron "Tater Salad" White's stories!

"How far do you think we can get on one (airplane) engine?!?!" "All the way to the scene of the crash! And I'll bet we beat the paramedics by 30 minutes!"

How dare she reduce us to a flannel shirt!

While I was born in New York, I was raised in Kansas City, and I just love "Whiskey-Tango"/Redneck humor. Last night when I saw that Comdey Central was playing the "Redneck Comedy Tour" movie, I called my father in New York, and told him he needed to watch it. This morning I called him back, and he told me that he had to turn it off after about 10 minutes! Heck, he never even got to Larry the Cable Guy! And he wonders why we don't get along!

Personally, I think one of the funniest movies ever made was "Waking up in Reno!"

Mark

1,017 posted on 02/13/2005 6:54:02 PM PST by MarkL (That which does not kill me, has made the last mistake it will ever make!)
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To: MarkL
Everyone knows that wearing a flannel shirt doesn't make one a redneck! It can make a woman a lesbian, or for either a male or female, a grunge slacker!

Whatever happened to , it just keeps you warm?

1,024 posted on 02/13/2005 7:00:48 PM PST by CindyDawg
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To: MarkL

"I was raised in Kansas City and I just love "Whiskey-Tango"/Redneck humor"

There's nothing "Redneck" about Kansas City.


1,045 posted on 02/13/2005 8:12:33 PM PST by Stellar Dendrite (Douche-ocrats.)
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To: MarkL

Last year my family gathered at a family game center when my sister came to town. It is one of those places with video & pinball, bowling alley, good food and a bar.

Our waitress told us (probably looking for a bigger tip, and yes, she got one) Jeff Foxworthy was in the bowling alley and he was signing autographs.

6 of us headed into the bowling alley--4 kids & 2 adults. I will never, ever forget how gracious Jeff Foxworthy was. He was with a bunch of friends not a PR event & had every right to turn us away or give us an attitude.

From that one experience, I will always have a high opinion of him. He was just a regular guy who happened to be on TV.

BTW-I would not recognize him on the street. He looks the same, but doesn't. I know that does not make sense. He can probably come & go just like anyone of us, because the camera changes his appearance just enough.


1,098 posted on 02/14/2005 12:27:27 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights
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