hah! this sounds awesome. The thing is, I ride my bike because
a) I live in a reeeeal small town, only a few thousand, and I spend most of my day on campus, and
b) I am a single, healthy male. Who almost never dates.
Things like dating, transporting kids, etc get a lot harder on the classic 2 cylinder. I love my bike, but it really can't meet the needs of everyone.