DEAN'S MOUTHY DEBUT

NRO ^ | Feb 13 2005 | Tim Graham

[Dog]

For those of you just waiting for Howard Dean to start making gaffes, see the Saturday Washington Post account of his tour through the party's special-interest caucuses. I'm somewhat shocked the Post publicized this little tour. For pure, unadulterated Dean, you get this: "You are among the most persecuted people in the history of mankind," Dean tells his first audience, the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Caucus. Let's hope the African-American caucus didn't hear that. (Not to mention anyone who remembers the Holocaust, the Huguenots, throwing Christians to the lions...)

As for what Dean said to the black caucus, he kicks the GOP in the groin. "He surveys the crowd of 150 crammed into the room. 'You think the RNC could get this many people of color into a single room?' he marvels. 'Maybe if they got the hotel staff in there.'"

It's also somewhat entertaining to read Dean trying to adopt spin control about the party's ultraliberalism. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20050213/ap_on_el_ge/democrats

Dean says that no one is "pro-abortion," but "we are the party in favor of allowing women to make up their own minds about their health care." And Democrats are not for "gay marriage," but "we are the party that has always believed in equal rights under the law for all people." Voters are smart enough to know that the Democrats are staunch defenders of abortion and homosexuality, whatever rhetorical embroidery Dean attempts. How he will help in red states with this kind of talk is a mystery. Posted at 08:48 AM

[AmericaUnited]

The only the following has to do with Dean is that its as funny. From an email from who knows where...

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The division of the human family into its two distinct
branches occurred some 10,000 years ago, a few hundred
years after the Flood. Humans coexisted as members of
small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers.

In the pivotal event of societal evolution, beer was
invented. This epochal innovation was both the
foundation of modern civilization and the occasion of
the great bifurcation of humanity into its two
distinct subgroups:

Liberals and Conservatives

Once beer was discovered, it required grain, and that
was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass
bottle or aluminum can had yet been invented, so it
was necessary to stick pretty close to the brewery.
That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days killing animals to barbecue
at night while they were drinking beer. This was the
beginning of the conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting,
learned how to live off conservatives by showing up
for the BBQs every night and doing women’s work like
sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the
beginning of the liberal movement. Later, some of the
liberals actually became women.

Liberal achievements include the domestication of
cats, invention of group therapy and democratic voting
to see how to divide the beer and meat that the
conservatives provided. Women were not interested in
democracy at that time because most of them were still
women back then, and the conservatives fed them.

Conservatives are symbolized by the largest, most
powerful land animal on earth. Liberals are symbolized
by the jackass.

Modern Liberals like imported beer (they add lime),
but most prefer white wine or foreign water in a
bottle. They eat raw fish but like their beef well
done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are on liberal
menus. Their women have more testosterone than the
men. Liberals like deviant sex and want others to like
it too. Their first successful city governments were
Sodom and Gomorra.

Most social workers, personal injury attorneys,
journalists, and group therapists are Liberals.
Liberals invented the designated hitter rule in
baseball because it wasn’t “fair” to make the pitcher
also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat,
and still provide for their women. Conservatives are
big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumber jacks,
construction workers, medical doctors, police
officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes,
and generally anyone who works productively outside
government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals do not produce anything. They like to
“govern” the producers and decide what is to be done
with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are
more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of
the liberals just stayed in Europe when conservatives
were coming to America. Liberals do not have
principles, except for their dedication to stealing
production of conservatives.

The American cowboy, of course, is your basic,
full-bore Conservative. A hundred years ago, an
Englishman visiting Texas was attempting to find the
owner of a huge cattle ranch. He rode up to one of the
ranch hands, and inquired, “Pardon me, but could you
perhaps tell me where I might locate your master?” To
which the cowboy replied, “That sumbitch ain’t been
born yet”.

So, what’ll it be? Wine or Beer? Domestic or Imported?

[joedelta]

As for what Dean said to the black caucus, he kicks the GOP in the groin. "He surveys the crowd of 150 crammed into the room. 'You think the RNC could get this many people of color into a single room?' he marvels. 'Maybe if they got the hotel staff in there.'"

Now wait, the dims "have" the African American vote all tied up. So, all they could get to meet with Dean was 150?

Seems more like Dean shot himself in the foot than he kicked the GOP in the groin.

[sarasotarepublican]

Rush and Hannity are going to have much fun with Dean. Lots of entertaining radio for us Republcians.

[Nick Danger]

Ya gotta figure that some of those Democrat CongressCritters from blue states who would hide under the table when Kerry came to town will now be sidling up to Denny Hastert to inquire about converting to Republicanism.

They aren't going to survive another election as a Democrat with Dean running around as the spokesperson for the party.

[jocon307]

"'Maybe if they got the hotel staff in there.'"

I'm sorry, those people are Hispanic!

[BlessedBeGod]

'Maybe if they got the hotel staff in there.'

I'm speechless.

And Democrats are not for "gay marriage," but "we are the party that has always believed in equal rights under the law for all people."

So you'll allow people to marry more than one spouse, marry their brother or sister, etc.?

If not, why not, Howie?

[RayChuang88]

Dean's message of hate is not going to win many converts to the Democratic Party, I am happy to report.

Given that Howard Dean represents the MoveOn.org/Michael Moore Ultra-Left faction of the Party, at the rate things are going we may just see the Democratic Party split into two by 2010 at latest.

[JennysCool]

'Maybe if they got the hotel staff in there.'"

That's about as racist as it gets. But will he be called on it? Nawwww...

[PilloryHillary]

Every day is Christmas!!!

"You are among the most persecuted people in the history of mankind," Dean tells his first audience, the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Caucus. Let's hope the African-American caucus didn't hear that. (Not to mention anyone who remembers the Holocaust, the Huguenots, throwing Christians to the lions...) As for what Dean said to the black caucus, he kicks the GOP in the groin. "He surveys the crowd of 150 crammed into the room. 'You think the RNC could get this many people of color into a single room?' he marvels. 'Maybe if they got the hotel staff in there.'"

[rightazrain]

'Maybe if they got the hotel staff in there.'

Now Howie wouldn't be stereotyping blacks, would he?

[Mo1]

How long before the powers that be in the DNC.....put a muzzle on him.

They haven't been able to in the past ... they aren't gonna be able to now

[Danae]

Lets figure out a keyword for any comments Dean makes so we can bring them up in a search at a moments notice.

How about "Travashamockery"?

[Cultural Jihad]

Yeeee-haw!

[AQGeiger]

They haven't been able to in the past ... they aren't gonna be able to now

And that just makes me giddy with happiness. Howie's going to do more for the Republican Party than even Terry McAuliffe.

[UCANSEE2]

How bout just Deanky. You're just being Deanky.
If your gonna be Deanky, go outside.

[SamAdams76]

I don't think they so much "allowed" it. I think it's just that the extreme elements are taking over the party. I would not be surprised at all to see the Democratic Party split at some future point. The party has been co-opted by the Hollyweird/NYC-Washington crowd. The Democrats have gotten by for decades because millions of lunch-pail, blue-collar union guys were brought up to hate Republicans. Believe it or not, Archie Bunker of "All In The Family" fame was a die-hard Democrat! Today, Archie Bunker would be a Republican. For now, many working class folk are starting to realize that the Democratic party of FDR, Truman and JFK is no more.

[joedelta]

Great catch! I missed that little nugget of joy.

[Unam Sanctam]

The Washington Post article Saturday had the following:

"You are among the most persecuted people in the history of mankind," Dean tells his first audience, the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Caucus. This leads off a rapid-fire series of applause lines from Dean, who during his presidential campaign once declared, "If Bill Clinton can be the first 'black president,' I can be our first 'gay president.' "

Perhaps what you heard on Fox was a reference to the above statement by the "first gay president."

[Verginius Rufus]

The Democrats are the party that has always believed in equal rights for all people? The party of slavery, of opposition to citizenship for the freedmen after 1865, of disfranchisement of black voters and support for Jim Crow laws? Lucky for Dean that most people have a weak grasp of American history.

[JLAGRAYFOX]

Mr. Dean is in for a rude awakening. A "sea change" of political feeling and loyalty is underway among the American Black community. I went to see the movie "Coach Carter" yesterday. Many messages in that film about personal responsibilty/accountability, family involvement, individual effort, etc. Blacks are beginning to see that they have been had and used by their Democrat party slavemasters and their so-called liberal, left-wing leaders. It just shows that Howard Dean does not have a clue what is afoot. But....for that matter, neither does the entire "traitor" Democrat party!!!