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Survival of Mankind Rides on the Successful Pickup Line (DAVE BARRY) LoL
Maimi Herald ^ | Feb. 13, 2005 | DAVE BARRY

Posted on 02/13/2005 6:17:50 AM PST by nuconvert

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To: atomicpossum
"I respectfully request that any and all females in the Universe be forced to read, even commit to memory, this article"

Add a codicile for them to memorize: "Girls that play hard to get don't get got".

41 posted on 02/13/2005 10:07:04 AM PST by bayourod (Unless we get over 40% of the Hispanic vote in 2008, President Hillary will take all your guns away.)
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To: RosieCotton

Bah, it's not true love till you hit Chess and Scrabble!


42 posted on 02/13/2005 10:16:28 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: TheRatHunter; RosieCotton

We did play a little Scrabble.... after marriage of course ;~D


43 posted on 02/13/2005 10:26:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life!)
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To: Sender
No I have not met TADSLOS. FR member?

So far. ;~)

44 posted on 02/13/2005 10:31:36 AM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: TADSLOS

Hey, I am a North Georgia Freeper. You?


45 posted on 02/13/2005 10:34:17 AM PST by Sender (Team Infidel USA)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Well, okay then.

Come to think of it, my relationship grew over games of Literati, which is basically Yahoo's Scrabble..


46 posted on 02/13/2005 10:39:03 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: TheRatHunter

That's what we played too... and I would recommend yahoo's Backgammon :~D


47 posted on 02/13/2005 10:40:04 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life!)
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To: All

Attention FReeperettes. Especially the hotties. Ran across this hysterical website, rejectionhotline.com, which has 30 phone numbers in 30 cities across the country, which you can give the that absolute bore that keeps pestering you for you phone number. I have no interest in this site. To hear a sample number and message you can safely give them to get them off your back, here is one of them. 407-338-0036. And, don't blame me if you have to clean up your keyboard.


48 posted on 02/13/2005 10:46:02 AM PST by jslade (People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
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To: jslade

That's hilarious.


49 posted on 02/13/2005 11:29:42 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: Sender

Central Texas. Where at in North Georgia?


50 posted on 02/13/2005 1:24:48 PM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: TADSLOS

Around Cumming, North of Atlanta.


51 posted on 02/13/2005 1:29:48 PM PST by Sender (Team Infidel USA)
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To: Nita Nupress

Do you want to see something swell?


52 posted on 02/13/2005 1:53:17 PM PST by razorback-bert (An ASC-American)
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To: razorback-bert

lol! Believe it or not, I remember thinking about this by the age of 14 or 15. I was soooo glad I wasn't a guy who had to do all the asking (and the paying!). All WE had to do was say "yes" or "no." It was the poor guy who had to dig up the courage to approach us in the first place.

But then again, I'll bet you never felt the frustration of trying to make a disinterested, teenaged male ask you out on a date, have you? It's NOT an easy thing to do. Sometimes we waited, and waited, and waited some more.... :-)


53 posted on 02/13/2005 2:29:54 PM PST by Nita Nupress
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To: Sender; ValerieUSA
Around Cumming, North of Atlanta.

Somehow, in this topic, that just seems very wrong.
54 posted on 02/13/2005 5:30:37 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Ted "Kids, I Sunk the Honey" Kennedy is just a drunk who's never held a job (or had to).)
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To: jslade

HA! :))


55 posted on 02/13/2005 6:03:57 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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To: atomicpossum

I may not be the best looking guy in here but I'm the only one that's talking to you.


56 posted on 02/13/2005 6:16:56 PM PST by Cowman
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To: bayourod

Didn't your biology teacher ever tell you "You are what you eat" ?


57 posted on 02/14/2005 4:47:50 AM PST by Feckless
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To: Feckless
"Didn't your biology teacher ever tell you "You are what you eat" ? "

About all I remember coach Johnson telling us was to "put a helmut on that soldier before sending him into combat".

58 posted on 02/14/2005 8:25:01 AM PST by bayourod (Unless we get over 40% of the Hispanic vote in 2008, President Hillary will take all your guns away.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

More power to them! My Ex-wife and I played Hangman.

We didn't MEET that way, I was talking about the divorce hearing...


59 posted on 02/17/2005 11:29:33 AM PST by Triggerhippie
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