A liberal - To the Republican community. Should we leave? [too DUmb to ZOT]

[freedumb2003]

We are getting Trolled a little heavily, ain't we.

Alas, I will be in the air for the best Zots :(

The easy answer to this guy is:

yes, we want you to leave;
no, the Gummint won't pay BUT we can probably get enough private donations to ship you all out on the same barge.

[mhking]

4) No, but we could build a really big catapult.

"Fire....." [CLICK].....

(That's actually a kitchen sink being flung by your friendly, neighborhood trebuchet....)

[Mad Dawgg]

"1. What are your goals as Republicans?"

To eliminate the Leftist hold on our government and learning institutions.

2. Is your goal to make Liberals to leave America?

Yeah!

"3. If you want us to stay, when does this country go too far to the right?"

We don't want you to stay. However as far as the country going too far to the right I will start to have some minor concerns the day the RUSH LIMBAUGH show is deemed to be a voice for the namby-pamby bleeding heart liberal RINOs of the United States of America.

"4. If you want us to leave, will the US government pay for our plane tickets?"

No, we won't ask the government to foot the bill for anything extra-constitutional. We already have a plan in place. We will take up donations as we did in the case of Alec Baldwin and Cher. However, the money will be placed in escrow and you will be able to draw it out once you renounce your American citizenship and turn in your American passport upon arriving at you new home, say in Cuba or France.

[Yardstick]

4) No, but we could build a really big catapult.

Maybe we could put 'em on a rocket to the sun ;)

[Lancey Howard]

LMAO!!! That Question #4 was perfect!
Naturally the parasite class (liberals) want "the government" (working Republican taxpayers) to give them something for "free". HAR!!

But yeah, I do want liberals to get out of my country.
Please just get out.

[Hildy]

I would agree to having the government pay for your one way ticket. That would be fine with me. As long as you sign a contract that you'll never come back!

[R. Scott]

Thousands!

[Lady Heron]

2. Is your goal to make Liberals to leave America?

LOL! Please, please, please leave.

[Lady Heron]

3. If you want us to stay, when does this country go too far to the right?

When the Consititution is no longer being followed.

[Lady Heron]

4. If you want us to leave, will the US government pay for our plane tickets?

Unlike liberals we do not look to the government to solve our problems. We will form a fund to buy you plane tickets out of here if you sign a contract to never return.

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL

[Lady Heron]

1. What are your goals as Republicans?

To fix the mess you democrats have left us with and get the government off our backs and out of our lives. Gee, there goes social engineering.

[Republican Wildcat]

You don't hate us? Your Chairman does.

"I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for." - Howard Dean

[Beckwith]

You forgot the perpetually "offended."

Yes, you are correct, how stupid of me.

It's difficult to keep up with the liberal sensitivities.

[TexasCajun]

Before any communication can take place Dude, you have to have read the Constitution of The United States and the Bill of Rights!

Do that, it will be a beginning!

[TexasCajun]

Hey Dude!

Stop being the party of Hate!

"I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for." - Howard Dean

[TexasCajun]

AND STOP PUTTING YOUR PARTY AHEAD OF YOUR COUNTRY!!

[reg45]

hydrogen dioxide

What is hydrogen dioxide?

[Nowhere Man]

Well, in the vast concentration camps I envision for liberals, there would be a staging area where we would feed them nothing but beef, beef, beef, with occastional side dishes of salads with blue cheese dressing, and potatoes with butter, cheese, and bacon bits. And we'd make them drink beer and smoke cigarettes and drive SUV's.

At that point, when they are filled up with good Republican foods, we'd bathe them, then slaughter them.

Then on to the canning plant they go.

Dang it, Laz, you gave away the secret. No matter, I always thought liberals go nice with ketchup and a side order of "freedom fries" and a Pepsi.

Me personally, I'd keep a few for slaves so I can run them in giant squirrel cages to generate power for my house so I can hope to lie off the power grid. B-)

[reg45]

Hydrogen dioxide is ozone.

Wrong! There are three forms of molecular oxygen.

Forms of oxygen
1. Mono-atomic (O) - a free radical - it is unstable and tends to combine into the diatomic form. It is also extremely reactive in the presence of any reducing agent.
2. Diatomic (O₂) - this is the most common form.
3. Triatomic (O₃) - this form is called ozone. It is also unstable, it tends to break down into the diatomic and mono-atomic forms.