"I've been married for 18 years now, so I'm paying on the installment plan."
Good answer. Does your wife bring in income to your household?
Yes, and now that I'm self employed with a payroll, she has started taking home than me for the first time. Not sure yet how that will affect the allocation of gift-giving responsibilities.
Come on, MJ, with women, it's not about the income, but the outgo.